That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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