You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
honey bunches of taint.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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