then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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