Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
honey bunches of taint.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
