We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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