I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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