i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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