Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
