man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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