too bad you live with your parents still
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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