Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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