I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Who died my cat blue again?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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