you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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