Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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