if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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