No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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