YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
sex in a hospital.. check
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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