Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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