i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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