I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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