so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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