Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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