Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he fucked my hip out of place.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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