Ambien. No doubt about it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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