Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Randomize
