The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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