The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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