Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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