Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
