At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she woke up with a sticky ear
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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