ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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