so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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