Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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