Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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