Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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