bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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