Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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