He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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