doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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