i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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