Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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