If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He felt like a one man threesome
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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