no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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