I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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