if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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