there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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