i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Can I color on your dick again?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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