That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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