just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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