Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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