My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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