38 yer olds are good kisserssss
that's an acceptable place to lick
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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