that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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