I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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