Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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