i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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