no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's shark week go big or go home
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
