I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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